marioheritageposts:

manywinged:

:

manywinged:

manywinged:

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

this is my wife everyone be nice to her

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don’t like your wife

well i hope you’ve been practicing since then because you’re about to have to speedrun for your life

Mario Heritage Post

midnightinjapan:

mclennonyaoi:

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

zegalba:

Pool of milky-blue water completely isolated and untouched for hundreds of thousands years discovered by humans deep inside a cave in New Mexico (2020)

memewhore:

killy:

killy:

killy:

deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing

i dont mind the fma tags but this is actually the funniest thing someone’s tagged this as

starjasmines:

im like if my mom and my dad had a baby

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

drops-of-universe:

The mortifying ordeal of being stchoupid

todaysbird:

pigcatapult:

todaysbird:

unclefather:

he took a bath 3 times

his name is Organic Spinach

the cleanest frog in Michigan

if i had some kind of deal as a kid where a frog was at the bottom of bags of spinach i would have easily eaten five times as much spinach

squirmmy:

ALT

They’re roommates